These Boobs Are Made for Nursin’

Lyrics by Badass Nic

*This post is set to the tune of These Boots Are Made for Walkin’

You keep saying, you got something for me
Something you call breasts but confess
You’ve been leakin’ where you shouldn’t have been leakin’
And now someone else is getting all my best

These boobs are made for nursin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boobs
Are gonna leak all over you

Yeah, you keep milkin’ when you oughta be pumpin’
And you keep complainin’ when you oughta not judge
You keep judgin’ when you oughta be a clappin’
Now, what’s right is right and you ain’t been wrong yet

These boobs are made for nursin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boobs
Are gonna leak all over you

You keep twiddlin’ where you shouldn’t be playin’
And you keep thinkin’ that you’ll never get squirted
Ah, I’ve just found me a brand new pillow, yeah
And what he knows you ain’t had time to learn

These boobs are made for nursin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boobs
Are gonna leak all over you

Are you ready, boobs?
Start leakin’